May 31, 2004
Happy Memorial Day!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 1:15 AM
God bless America, and all those who have ever given their life in service of it.
May 20, 2004
Because YOU demanded it...
Posted By Chris Crosby at 1:46 AM
...you can now pre-order our special Free Comic Book Day comic book issue (which features an ALL-NEW short ST story) right here. Including an autographed version signed by me an' Owen!
May 15, 2004
Does this mean we have to create our own Flash cartoon in response?
Posted By Chris Crosby at 3:19 PM
If you sit through most of this episode (the third in a series set at this year's E3) of Matt Wilson's Flash-animated series BONUS STAGE, your reward is a witty reference to SORE THUMBS! Confusion is also likely but not guaranteed.
May 13, 2004
Scarier and scarier...
Posted By Chris Crosby at 4:58 PM
A doctor calls the Berg beheading video a fake. Berg's father was put on a right-wing "enemies list" in March. Tom Browkaw reports the theory that the CIA killed Berg to take heat off the Pentagon.
NOTE: Neither myself or Owen necessarily endorse or agree with any of the content linked to above (or ANY sites we link to, for that matter). I personally think there COULD be more to the Berg beheading tragedy than the media is reporting, but I haven't seen any hard proof of that. Either way, it's a horrible thing, and all the more reason why the U.S. should be focused completely on fighting terrorism and not distracted by nation-building.
Disney surrendered!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 1:40 AM
They sold the movie to Miramax!
May 12, 2004
Disney and Miramax may divorce!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:56 AM
Disney apparently refused Miramax's offer to buy back Moore's 9/11 film for $6 million+!
May 10, 2004
RUPERT BONEHAM IN 2004!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 1:34 AM
VOTE FOR RUPERT to win the million-dollar Viewer's Choice SURVIVOR prize! I have been rooting for him forever and I'd love to see him win it. Heck, I would gladly vote for him for President of the United States. Even if he was running as a Republican!
May 8, 2004
I have a Forrest Gump-level IQ, so I'm obviously the exception to this rule...
Posted By Chris Crosby at 12:53 PM
States with the highest average IQs voted Democrat in 2000.
May 7, 2004
More From Michael Moore
Posted By Chris Crosby at 6:41 PM
If Michael Eisner meant it a year ago when he told Moore's agent he wouldn't distribute the film, why did he send him six million Disney dollars over the next year? Jeez, Eisner sounds nearly as incompetent as Bush! No wonder Roy Disney Jr hates him so.
May 5, 2004
Michael Eisner Is A Big Fat Idiot
Posted By Chris Crosby at 3:16 PM
Disney blocks Miramax from releasing Michael Moore's new film.
Cecania's been MOONLIGHTING!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 1:57 PM
Or should I say HAVINGSEXWITHCHECKERBOARDNIGHTMARELIGHTING?
(Speaking of such things, we've been getting a bunch of great fan art that I've been meaning to put on the site. Soon!)
Oh, and don't forget to listen to the free-downloading songs of Owen's pal Gord Prior. They are good songs indeed.
May 3, 2004
President F***-Up
Posted By Chris Crosby at 6:28 PM
When Kerry wants to go negative, this could be one of his ads. It's even more disturbing than that famous "little girl holds a flower as the world blows up" ad from years ago.
And before someone E-Mails me saying "But Kerry VOTED for the war!", I'll say that he voted for the resolution giving the President the POWER to go to war if he so chooses, in the off-chance that the country actually needed to be defended from the immediate threat that was Saddam "Spider Hole" Hussein. Any reasonable person would vote for THAT when the President is so damn sure that Saddam would be lobbing nuclear bombs at us any second. I mean, he's George W. Bush, but he's also THE PRESIDENT, right?
As Kerry said in a ROLLING STONE interview, "Did I expect George Bush to f*** it up as badly as he did? I don't think anybody did." 'Nuff said, John.
Kerry's Two New TV Ads
Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:38 PM
John Kerry's got two extremely positive new TV ads. His website says it's the largest ad buy of any campaign ever. They're good ads, too. John Kerry may be kind of a douchebag at times, but I like him and I think he'll make a fine President.
"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."
Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:04 PM
Continuing the SORE THUMBS HATE EXPRESS, there's a funny review of the strip here. I love it in the same way I love the Power Glove. Or the NBC mini-series "10.5". Or PvP.
May 2, 2004
WARNING: Scott Kurtz doesn't like SORE THUMBS.
Posted By Chris Crosby at 5:51 PM
"I went ahead and read all of the Sore Thumbs comics. It's crap." -Scott Kurtz, PvP
You may want to stop reading SORE THUMBS right now. If Scott Kurtz doesn't like something, it must be of poor quality!
(WARNING to the WARNING: Scott Kurtz also loves STAR TREK: VOYAGER and wants to have sexual relations with Kate Mulgrew.)
Do you like to laugh?
Posted By Chris Crosby at 3:45 PM
If you want to watch one of the best and funniest TV shows ever, buy FATHER TED on DVD. I discovered it a few months ago through Netflix and just finished watching the entire series. It's one of the brilliantest comedies ever made. It's about crazy priests in Ireland.
Oh, and... George W. Bush sucks.
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