We're getting a lot of E-Mails lately wondering if there will be any progress in the Cecania/Sawyer/Threat love triangle. The answer is... JUST YOU WAIT! You folks are impatient bastards after my own heart. (Yes, I agree that the last panel of Monday's strip is sad. It's supposed to be.)
For today's special video treat, here is the BLAIR WITCH of our lives and times:
March 17, 2006
E for vEndetta, Scary Movie 4, Cheney Shot First
Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:40 AM
* For those who live in a mystical wonderworld of magic, you should know that today's strip is a parody of V FOR VENDETTA, which opens today in theaters. Owen did an especially bang-up job with this one. Those who've read the original graphic novel will notice that particularly.
* Speaking of filmic delights, is anyone else looking forward to SCARY MOVIE 4? No movie deserves mocking more than Steven Spielberg's WAR OF THE WORLDS, in my humble opinion, and Leslie Neilsen as the President hasn't been this funny since THE NAKED GUN. SCARY MOVIE 4, the film of the year! Here is the hilarious trailer, delivered in Flashy 2006 style...
Despite the hundreds of thousands of reasons it gives me to hate it, I think DRAWN TOGETHER is the best show on TV. Even better than ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. This is further proof that I am insane. The first bit of proof being that I write SORE THUMBS.
Here is how I feel about DRAWN TOGETHER, in the form of a video clip from the past transmitted over the internet into the future...
March 15, 2006
Victory Salute Video
Posted By Chris Crosby at 4:45 AM
In celebration of Bush's third term, here's a classic little video from his future Presidential library...
March 12, 2006
Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:48 AM
Clinton was so not-bad that by the end of his term everything was super-awesome, the first X-MEN movie was about to come out, and he goofed around with Big Pete all day long. I bet that bastard Bush wouldn't give Big Pete the time of day.
March 1, 2006
I GROK JOSS
Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:12 PM
Since it seems to be the subject of various message board discussions around the internet today, I reckon I should clarify the jokes about SERENITY and Joss Whedon in today's strip. I am a Joss Whedon fan, as is Owen. However, I also think it is tons of fun to inexplicably badmouth something that everyone 'versally loves.
Look for my comic next week about how PIXAR is the worst animation studio in history!