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January 31, 2006

Losin' 350 lbs. is EASY when you're doing it for CHARITY! (Or so I hope.)

Posted By Chris Crosby at 12:18 AM

I am very, very, very morbidly obese. This is not a good thing, to say the least.

Thankfully, I am now attempting to change that by participating in the Biggest Webcomic Loser challenge, in which I will lose 350 lbs. and you kind people will pledge to give a certain amount of money for every pound that I lose to UNICEF (quite possibly the most worth charity on the planet). For example, if you pledge $0.10 per pound, you'll donate $35 to UNICEF when I've reached my goal. If you pledge $1 per pound, you'll donate $350 to UNICEF when I've reached my goal. I think you get the picture.

As of this writing, I have $5.20 per pound ($1,820 total) pledged to me, and I've lost 16 lbs. It's been eight days since I started.

If you've got the money to pledge and you're serious about donating it, please do so. The higher my pledge level gets, the more I want to lose that weight. Because if I don't lose it, a very worthy cause will lose thousands of dollars they would've gotten if I wasn't such a stupid lazy jerk. I've obviously got a lot of other motivators already, but every little bit helps, and that's a darn good one to have.

Thank you for your time and consideration. BIGGEST WEBCOMIC LOSER.

January 22, 2006

Adorable Cyclops Kitten T-Shirt: Get Your Orders In Now!

Posted By Chris Crosby at 4:25 PM

The pre-order cut-off date may be moved up to JANUARY 30TH, so please get your orders in NOW if you want an Adorable Cyclops Kitten T-Shirt.

January 8, 2006

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

Posted By Chris Crosby at 7:30 PM

Read the Amazing Kreskin's startling and surely on-target future predictions for 2006!

One of my favorites: "Suicide will increase amongst Dentists."

You got an iPod? I got stuff to put on it.

Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:12 AM

A new service called Clickwheel is supplying comics formatted for the iPod, and though SORE THUMBS is not yet available though it (there's some issues to figure out with formatting), my other comic SUPEROSITY is. If you think it'd be cool to see my crude little comic on your fancy iPod, go here and download some. I'll be uploading select favorite one-shot strips to Clickwheel on a regular basis so you can check out my Clickwheel page regularly to pick up some new iPod comics.

Also, while we're talking iPods, subscribe to the Keentoons Video Podcast Network if you haven't already (it's #24 on the iTunes Top 100 as I type this so I'm assuming some of you have already). I'm the "executive producer" of this animated cartoon network for the iPod, and I love it. I think it may be THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE, as they say. With any luck on my part, you will see an animated cartoon written by yours truly airing on the Network sometime before the end of 2006. Stay Keentooned! (I apologize in advance for that last remark.)

January 4, 2006

Letterman rips O'Reilly's balls off with his bare hands!

Posted By Chris Crosby at 3:30 PM

For those of you who haven't seen it, here's a link to the video.