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August 31, 2007

It's not just a private party, it's a DEATHMATCH.
Posted By Chris Crosby at 5:15 AM

CPP UPDATE: The games begin in today's CPP comic! Use your mind powers to join the party!

WOWIO UPDATE: The fightin' forces of INVERLOCH have taken the top slot over the last two days, but we're still a solid #2, and our illustrious publishing label Blatant Comics has got 3 of the top 4 downloaded books (and 4 of the top 10). There's a whoppin' 18 e-books of SORE THUMBS available now, so GO GO WOWIO!

August 29, 2007

Lucky Number 33 joins CPP!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 4:36 AM

CPP UPDATE: Threat Idol's main squeeze teams up with Jasmine to take Cecania down in today's CPP comic! Stop clownin' around, join the party!

WOWIO UPDATE: We wuz robbed of the #1 slot AGAIN, but this time it was by my baby brother Bobby's high-concept romantic comedy MARRY ME (which I urge you all to download), so that's OK. The fightin' Crosby brothers ruling the top two slots ain't nuthin' to complain about. But the THUMBS will be back, 'cause you can't keep Cecania and Fairbanks down for long! GO GO WOWIO!

August 27, 2007

CPP gets even MORE colorful today!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 3:11 AM

CPP UPDATE: Melvin's lady love Tandy joins the cast in today's CPP comic! Why don't you join the party and get in on the action?

WOWIO UPDATE: After our 21-day winning streak at #1, those meddling teenagers PENNY & AGGIE were able to steal the top slot from us for two days, but now we're back on top at WOWIO thanks to you! Please keep us there by downloading our free e-books (featuring neato torpedo color CPP comics). You can get issues #15-18 now, too!

August 25, 2007

Four new issues of SORE THUMBS on WOWIO!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 5:28 PM
Be the first on your block to download SORE THUMBS #15-18!

Also, if you've got some extra WOWIO downloadin' time, you might wanna try GOD MODE, which I am the creator/executive producer of. Six issues available now.

August 24, 2007

Sawyer cools down and heats up today's CPP!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 3:31 AM

CPP UPDATE: Somethin' fer the LADIES (and certain men) in today's CPP comic! You can join the party to view it!

WOWIO UPDATE: The newly-deployed forces of PENNY & AGGIE are quickly gaining on us, but we're still #1 with a bullet on WOWIO! Please download all of our free e-books (featuring delicious full color CPP comics) and keep us at the top of the charts and rolling in that sweet, sweet WOWIO money. (Issues #15-18 available soon!)

August 22, 2007

You scream, I scream, we all scream for CPP!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:31 AM

CPP UPDATE: Today's CPP is full of cold, creamy goodness. Join the club to view it!

T-SHIRT SHIPPING UPDATE: The "In Canada No One Can Hear You Scream" shirts are going to print and will be shipping shortly! We'll let you know when they start shipping out.

WOWIO UPDATE: Still #1 on WOWIO! Download our free e-books and say "WOWIO!"

August 20, 2007

Does CPP have the BALLS?
Posted By Chris Crosby at 1:14 AM

Today on CPP, Fairbanks' two best friends may be in serious jeopardy. Become a CPP member to view it!

Don't forget to GO GO WOWIO! Number one, number one, you're my number one... you're my second to none (number one, number one), you're my number one... WHOOO! (New WOWIO issues coming soon!)

PODCAST ALERT: You can now hear Owen's beautiful voice on your computer as he and my brother Bobby are interviewed about LAST BLOOD on this week's episode of Slice of Sci-Fi.

August 17, 2007

Cecania shows off her cupcakes!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 3:38 AM

In CPP Number 23 (ooooh, Jim Carrey would enjoy that), Cecania shows off her cupcakes and Coleman enjoys them! Become a CPP member to get in on the delicious action.

GO GO WOWIO! You made us #1 for a full two weeks, thanks! I wonder when they'll give us our gold record. Or, uh, our gold PDF file...

August 16, 2007

You know what's fun and eats away at all that bothersome FREE TIME you're trying to get rid of?
Posted By Chris Crosby at 12:50 AM
TAKING A SURVEY! Please take our survey. It will help us trick advertisers into advertising on us. And that's a WIN-WIN. (But mostly it's just a WIN-.)

August 15, 2007

Incredible.
Posted By Chris Crosby at 4:19 PM

CPP vs. the power of three!

Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:44 AM

Fairbanks makes an unlikely alliance with two of his worst enemies in today's new CPP! If you can't see it, become a CPP member!

And don't forget to GO GO WOWIO! We're their top downloaded comic for nearly two weeks in a row!

August 13, 2007

Cecania's Private Party gets a little bit gay, and we're still #1 on WOWIO!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 3:37 AM

If you can't get enough of everybody's favorite homosexual production assistant/secret agent, today's new CPP features him! If you can't see it, become a CPP member!

And if you can't do that (and you're a U.S. resident), you can download our WOWIO e-books for free! Click here and add issues #1 through #14 to your cart! (We're still their top downloaded comic, yay!)

August 9, 2007

Sawyer in today's CPP, and there are 5 more WOWIO e-books to download!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 10:50 PM

The new CPP features everybody's favorite down-home soldier boy with the missin' member. If you can't see it, become a member! And if you can't swing that (and you're a U.S. resident), you can download our WOWIO e-books for free!

We're still taking over WOWIO's Top 10, and now there's 5 new issues to download! Click here to check out issues #10 through #14!

August 8, 2007

A green-haired stranger saves the day in today's CPP! (Plus, we take over WOWIO's top ten!)
Posted By Chris Crosby at 4:22 AM

In today's new CPP, a green-haired stranger you just might know saves the day! If you can't see it, subscribe! And if you can't subscribe, download our WOWIO e-books!

What about WOWIO? On Monday we took 9 out of 10 slots on their Top 10, and on Tuesday we had 8 out of 10! (Two issues of XXXENA: WARRIOR PORNSTAR, a parody series I had a hand in many years ago, were too powerful for one of our issues.) Keep downloading!

August 6, 2007

Rondel crashes the CPP (and possibly Harmony's brain)!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 4:52 AM

In today's new CPP Cecania and Harmony see a lot more than they want to see of Rondel! If you can't see it, subscribe! And if you can't subscribe, download our WOWIO e-books!

Speaking of WOWIO, we took the top 5 slots on their Top 10 today! Issues #6-9 are available now too, so download them and let's take over the top nine slots! (I know you only get 5 downloads a day on WOWIO, but we're very patient.)

August 4, 2007

We did it! WOWIO TOTAL DOMINATION! (Also, five new issues up!)
Posted By Chris Crosby at 2:54 PM
I figured our issues would get a nice amount of downloads on WOWIO, but WOW! Our four SORE THUMBS issues took over the top four slots on WOWIO's Top 10 Downloads list. That's for everything, not just comics! We even got more downloads than biographies of Michael Moore and Anna Nicole Smith! Thanks, guys! You are awesome beyond measure!

Because we did so well on Friday, we've just put up five more issues! Go download SORE THUMBS #5, #6, #7, #8, and #9 so we can overtake the top nine slots on the Top 10 Downloads tomorrow!

Also, if you're looking for any other cool WOWIO books to download, IMPEACH BUSH! by Mike Leffel and Bob Scott is a great one.

August 3, 2007

Shocking sexual secrets, party-crashing, and WOWIO, oh my!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 4:07 AM

In today's new CPP we learn a shocking sexual secret about Harmony, spot another party crasher you all know and love (to hate), and get really drunk! Not in that order. If you can't see it, subscribe! And if you can't subscribe for whatever reason, I've got fantastic news for you! Keep reading.

We just signed with WOWIO to distribute e-book issues of SORE THUMBS. Free e-books! If you're a United States resident, all you gotta do is sign up with WOWIO (it only takes about a minute), add the SORE THUMBS e-books to your cart (free!), and then you'll be able to collect the entire strip archive onto your hard drive, along with bonus features! You can apparently even download it to your iPhone and fun stuff like that.

But that's not all! In every issue of the e-book, there's a page of Cecania's Private Party (our super-sexy full color comic normally only available to subscribers!), and a page of Cecania's Costume Party (in which Cecania dresses up as various hot pop culture figures). And you can see them for FREE! You'll get them on a delay, unlike CPP subscribers, but still... FREE!

And while it's free for you, it will be making money for Owen and me. We get paid a nice chunk of change off every download! WOWIO e-books are very generously sponsored by companies like Verizon and Electronic Arts, which means you make us a minimum of $0.50 from every issue you download. There are four 28-page issues available now (with many more to come), so if you download all four, that makes us two bucks right there! Just by clicking your mouse a few times, you'll be helping us a ton so we can keep bringing you more awesome free comics like clockwork. It won't cost you a cent and it's a great way to support us, so please consider it, even if you're extremely lazy (like yours truly). If I can download a WOWIO e-book, so can you! (Assuming you live in the United States.)

ADD SORE THUMBS TO YOUR WOWIO CART! (Also, please consider downloading DEAD SONJA too! The cover and 16 pages were spectacularly drawn by Owen. And it's about a sexy zombie girl!)

August 1, 2007

Jasmine's back, only at Cecania's Private Party!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 4:49 AM

Check out the new CPP to see Jasmine's triumphant return! If you can't see it, subscribe. Also, the IN CANADA shirt is still available for pre-order! Don't miss out, order now! Or not. It's your call.

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